What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What's the difference between a duck?
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.