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What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What kind of tree fits in your hands?