Whats jokes
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What do Ethiopian people have better than Australians?
Internet.
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...