What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Whats Jokes
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.