Whats jokes
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.