Whats jokes
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.
Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊