Whats jokes
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What is "moo becanira?"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.