What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
Whats Jokes
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
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What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What’s the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...