Whats jokes
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.