Whats jokes
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What has it?
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
What is a dog with only two legs? A human.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Bassline.