Whats jokes
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive. What is the difference between a good [what]?
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What did the boy say to the noose?
"Can you please tie me."
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus.
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.