Whats jokes
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗