What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Whats Jokes
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!