Whats

Whats Jokes

Cat

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

Santa

What did Santa use as a candy cane?

Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

Okay.

What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

Banana

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.

Wife

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

Marshmallow

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Trump supporter

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

Year

What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!

Fish

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!