Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a tree?
What is playing with you?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!