Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
What do you call an octopus dad?
An octodad.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
What is 2+2? Fish.
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you’re 13 to come on your face.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"