Whats jokes

So I punched an orphan...

What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

What do you call an orphan village?

An orphanage.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"

What is red, white, and blue all over?

A dead cop.

"What’s your name?"

"Am erica."

"No, I asked for your name, not your country."

What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?

Jah Bless.

What games do orphans hate?

Bingo.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

What do you call a wheelchair kid that is on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?

The wheelchair.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

What constellation has no hair at all?

Cancer.

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

A happy family.

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"