Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
What's between a wife and a husband?
A divorce.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the best part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol