What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."