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Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Guess what Sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
A friend of mine chews gum, lays back to yawn, then chokes on the gum. Then I said, "God, what, you choking on dick?"
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?