Whats jokes
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Memes
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.