Whats jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.