Whats jokes
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
bro what?
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!