What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Whats Jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
