Whats jokes
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!