Whats jokes
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What can you catch, but not throw?
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."