Whats jokes
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.