Whats jokes
What is purple and whines when itβs squished?
A bunch of grapes! ππ
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Whatβs an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do youβ HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Memes
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. π
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
βBJ Titsngolfβ
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.