Whats jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.