Whats jokes

What food does a cheetah eat?

Fast food.

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant.

Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

Mom: Exactly!

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack.

What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?

My dick.

😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?

Vegetable Soup.

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?

A small medium at large.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.