What's the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
Whats Jokes
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A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do you call a psychic midget in trouble with the law?
A small medium at large.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
Friend: I broke up with Sara.
Me: I know, she came over and I screwed her hard.
Friend: How did her pussy feel?
Me: After about 2 inches, it felt brand new.
Friend: What do you— HOLD UP. WHAT TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
