Whats jokes
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.