Whats jokes
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If Jesus had a gun, what would it be? A nail gun.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.