Whats jokes
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!