Whats jokes

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?

Nothing, it was feeling blue.

I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.

My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"

What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??

Cot death!

Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?

A. They're both really short.

What is a dog?

An animal.

What is a dog?

A pet.

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

What is your name?

My ankle is named Samantha.

What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?

What do you call a special needs army?

The special forces.

What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?

Only one came out of the chamber.

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?

The Jew World Order.

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."