What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Whats Jokes
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Whatβs the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. ππππππ
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Whatβs the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ΜT HAVE A LIFE.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?