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What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
What is this website?
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.