What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
Whats Jokes
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?
Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmont 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do you call a pig doing a karate chop?
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
Q: What's yellow and can't swim?
A: A school bus full of children.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What do you call a knight that has one arm? A first battle night.
What do you call a knight that lost both arms? A two battle useless knight.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.