Whats jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.