Whats jokes
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"