Whats jokes
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂