Whats jokes
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.