Whats jokes
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
can someone please tell what happened?
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.