Whats jokes
I see what you did there.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.