Whats jokes
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.