Whats jokes
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!