Whats jokes
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?
A baby with a javelin in its head!
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!