Whats jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.