Whats jokes
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
Oops!
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
can someone please tell what happened?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.