Whats jokes
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!