Whats jokes
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's Yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of dead babies.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?
A sandy hook.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
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