Whats jokes
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.