Whats jokes
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
What did the builder say after the foundation?
"Employees!"
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?
TY-WON-SHO
(Tie one shoe)
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.