Whats jokes
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?
Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"