Whats jokes
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.