Whats jokes
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.