Whats jokes
What is the legal term for shoplifting?
10 fingers discount.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D