What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Whats Jokes
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
What part of a vegetable can’t you eat?
The wheelchair. 😑
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.