Whats jokes
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog?
It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
What was Jesus scared of the most?
Snails.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you?
Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"
She replies with, "These are my headlights."
He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."
So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."
Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"