Whats jokes
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
can someone please tell what happened?
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.