Whats jokes
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call a room with no doors?
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?