Whats jokes
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.