Whats jokes
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."