Whats jokes
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?