What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Whats Jokes
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Beethoven composed his whole life.
What did he do in the afterlife? He decomposed! Har har har har har har.