Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?