Whats jokes
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
What can't a Desert Eagle and Barrett do for stealth missions?
They can't be way too loud.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.