Whats jokes
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? (Dam!)
can someone please tell what happened?
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.