Whats jokes
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What is your body like? Soft.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....