Whats jokes
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What is ioooooooo?
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
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What is you you?
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!