Whats jokes
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!