Whats jokes

What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?

What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?

One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"

What’s the difference between your wife and a light switch?

I don’t turn on a light switch.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call a lion as a baby?

Cocota

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

How have you been recently?

Oh, just playing some Rhydon.

What’s Rhydon?

Rhydon deez nutz!

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

What is this anyway?

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?