Whats jokes
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)