Whats jokes
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*