What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Whats Jokes
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
What did one detective say to the other detective?
"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What did the water say to the water? "Water" you doing?
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What’s the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
What did the mom say to the baby?
What did the dog say to the other dog?
What is you you?