Whats jokes
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)