Whats jokes
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's worse than 100 dead babies in a skip?
The one that's still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Memes
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"