What do you call a door? A floor.
Whats Jokes
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?