Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Whats Jokes
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.