Whats jokes
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What the hell
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What is Titanic's favorite subject? Subtraction.