Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Hammerhead.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme sneakers.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.