Whats jokes
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.