What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Whats Jokes
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"