Whats jokes
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!