Whats jokes
What would you do if you were killed?
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What goes up but never comes down?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.