Whats jokes
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What has a dog?
People.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.