Whats jokes
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
I'm dyslexic. My sister was reading, "What's the book?" I asked. She showed me the cover. "You reading 'The Scared Bull'?" I asked. She started laughing. "No, 'The Sacred Bull'!"
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Memes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?