What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
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What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
