Whats jokes
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
no face haha
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"