Whats jokes
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Memes
what you get
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
Whatโs the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.