Whats jokes
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Memes
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.