Whats jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Memes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What's the difference between a government and a pawn shop?
They lower you.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.