Whats jokes
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.