If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Whats Jokes
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Memes
Ok, @loserispro This simple action took me a while to perform, what do you think?
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Whatโs the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, โIโm going to get milk!โ to his wife and kids.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
