Whats

Whats jokes

Sex slave

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Man

What’s red and white and black all over?

A dead white man at night time!

Memes

Emo

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner.

Human

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Similarity

What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?

They can't stand up for themselves.

Masturbation

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Yo Momma

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."