Whats jokes
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
Memes
What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.