What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Whats Jokes
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What do you call a gay kid on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
