Whats jokes
What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Me all the time :
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"