Whats jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
Memes
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What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."