Whats jokes
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
9+10=21
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!