Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Memes
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What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!