Whats jokes
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Memes
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!