What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Whats Jokes
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
