Whats jokes
What is the definition of suspicion? A: A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What goes up but doesn't come down?