Whats jokes
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Memes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
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What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.