Whats jokes
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson & Neil Armstrong? A: Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson f@ck$ little kids in the a$$!
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Memes
Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!