Whats jokes
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Memes
What the hell
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!