Whats jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.