What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Whats Jokes
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
