Whats jokes

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.

What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?

Oh... one comes back.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?

Your camera.

What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?

I cried when I cut up the onions.

What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?

Getting the water bill.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.

What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?

A black current...

Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?

A: "It's me, Luigi!"

What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?

RHYME-STEIN.

What did the rapper name his new DOG?

Lil Bark.

What do you call a terrorist in a bath?

A bath bomb.