Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no leg?
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!