Whats jokes
What was I saying again?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.