Whats jokes

What do you call a flat emo?

A cutting board.

What do you call a brave octopus? Octobrave.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?

The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?

What would you call a cover for your cock?

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

What do you call Link when he is hurt?

A link to the cast.

What college do cows go to?

The Mooniversity.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?

What did the trumpet say to Trump?

"Hi, fellow trumpet!"

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

What do you call a priest who became a singer?

Michael Jackson.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

"Aye, matey."

Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?

Battery acid.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special Forces!! HAHAHA