Whats jokes
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.