Whats jokes
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Memes
Me all the time :
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk?
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What is green?
Grass, you tard!
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!