Whats jokes
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.