Whats jokes
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
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What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What do you call an autistic army special forces?
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."