Whats jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?

"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

His left shoulder.

What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?

A wet pebble.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?

"Bale me out!"

What do squats eat? Numbers.

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD

What did 0 say to 8?

"Hey, nice belt!"

What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

One does not crow when you put it in an oven.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?

🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.

What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?

What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.