Whats jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.

What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!

What did the traffic light say to the other?

"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"

What do cheetahs say?

"Cheese-ah!"

What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.

What do you call onions and beans?

Tear gas.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?

I couldn't give a fuck about either.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

One was famous for walking on the moon, (pause), the other fucked young boys.

What do you call a pig?

Pig.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?

Broken plates.

What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?

Vegetable soup.