What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
Whats Jokes
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
