Whats jokes
What is long, brown, and cures depression?
A noose.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!