Whats jokes
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?
A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!