Whats jokes
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
What kind of chair inhabits your soul?
A hair!
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Me in my dream: What a good day! *rumble* Ooh! What was that?
I wake up and I find myself on the floor.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What do incest families do on Halloween?
Pumpkin.
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is big, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.