Whats jokes
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
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What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.