Whats jokes
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.