What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Whats Jokes
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
