Whats jokes
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What is the national bird of Iran?
An American drone.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What group of high school students touch the most dicks?
The jocks.
What did one terrorist say to their kid?
“Here comes the airplane!” “Here comes the other one!”
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.