Whats jokes
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.