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What the fluff happened to this website?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What does “JETS” stand for?
Jihadis Eradicating The Skyscrapers.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
What do you call a movie at Bill Cosby’s house?
Netflix and pill.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.