Whats jokes
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What’s the difference between masturbation and brain damage?
After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What do a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
What does Marine stand for?
Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What is the best revenge for getting punished at school?
Go shoot up the school.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
My science teacher asked me what is found inside cells.
I guess "blacks" wasn't the right answer.
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.