Whats jokes
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."