Whats jokes
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! ๐
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Me: Whatโs the definition of โignoranceโ?
Friend: Donโt know?
Me: U STUPID!
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appรฉtit!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
โWhy so down?โ
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.