Whats jokes
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"