Whats jokes
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.