What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
