Whats jokes
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.