What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Whats Jokes
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
