There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Whats Jokes
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
