What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."