Whats jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!