Whats jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.
He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"
She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.