What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Whats Jokes
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
