Whats jokes
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?"
"Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist, so I mounted up and screwed her senseless."
"Oh, so you're here to get neutered?"
"Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.