Whats jokes
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.