Whats jokes
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.