Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Whats Jokes
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What's Moby Dick's dad's name? Papa Boner.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
