Whats jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex!
Dad: We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm