Whats jokes
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.